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Mug Request
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Send us $20 and we'll send you a unique,
MUG certified, reusable beverage receptacle
for all your coffee drinking needs.
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Due to an overwhelming demand for mugs
we've temporarily run out of beverage recepticles.
Our Curatorial Officers are out scouring the
land to refill our stock and continue equipping
all those who uphold our mission.
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Til soon. Don't fret, use a mug.